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NomNomCupcake
  • Town/Country : Trenton, Usa
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 360
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About NomNomCupcake : I love music, singing, reading, and most of al writing! I write poems, books, stories, and lyrics! My favorite bands of all time, are Blood on the dance floor, paramore, falling in reverse, avenged sevenfold, cascada, and basshunter.

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Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

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167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36715) - you deserved it (2840)

On 01/14/2012 at 6:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

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168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26402) - you deserved it (5478)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36096) - you deserved it (3158)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML

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127 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 8:24pm - health - by DarkMaskDiva (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

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402 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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113 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 3:13am - work - by epicsandwichartist (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I auditioned for my school's production of Romeo and Juliet. When they announced that I got the part as Juliet, all the guys auditioning for Romeo suddenly disappeared. FML

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146 comments

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On 03/10/2011 at 7:36am - misc - by Juliet -

Today, I overheard my parents in the kitchen talking about how they wanted to try anal tonight. There is over three and a half feet of snow outside, leaving me no way to escape the horrible sounds and mental images yet to come. FML

#15141244
124 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by Sam (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone. The subject of abuse came up and I told her that if her father ever hurt her I would cut his dick off. The next thing I hear is, "Don't say shit you can't back up!" Her father had picked up the phone the moment I'd said it. FML

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88 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Fucked (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML

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178 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by Victoria - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML

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115 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 6:50am - misc - by Hatty (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML

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180 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

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290 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while walking in the mall, I spotted my ex boyfriend with his friends. To make myself look less lonely, I put my iPhone up to my ear and started an imaginary conversation with my invisible boyfriend. As I passed him, my phone started ringing loudly. It was him calling. He knew I was faking. FML

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110 comments

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On 10/13/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)



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