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About Nolnah : You creeping? While you'er here i guess i will tell you a little about my self. I'm 18. I love all inds of music but I only have 3 favorite bands. Nujabes,Dj Okawari and Dubstep. I'm real mellow guy, It takes alot to piss me off. If you dont like me or you think Im a D-bad, I'm sorry you feel that way... I suck at spelling. :X GLM!
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Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML
Today, my neighbours kicked my football back over the fence. They'd slashed it and taped a note to the remains that said, "Do it again and it'll be your face." Now I'm scared to play football in my own backyard. FML
Friday 2 October 2015