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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 725
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nolnah : You creeping? While you'er here i guess i will tell you a little about my self. I'm 18. I love all inds of music but I only have 3 favorite bands. Nujabes,Dj Okawari and Dubstep. I'm real mellow guy, It takes alot to piss me off. If you dont like me or you think Im a D-bad, I'm sorry you feel that way... I suck at spelling. :X GLM!

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Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML

#19199662
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28041) - you deserved it (2505)

On 03/01/2012 at 10:54pm - intimacy - by imawesome - United States

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML

#18398754
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31262) - you deserved it (3778)

On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24094) - you deserved it (5017)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my neighbours kicked my football back over the fence. They'd slashed it and taped a note to the remains that said, "Do it again and it'll be your face." Now I'm scared to play football in my own backyard. FML

#18350483
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24876) - you deserved it (3347)

On 11/25/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

#18346239
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22108) - you deserved it (2127)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)

Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22108) - you deserved it (2127)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:24am - misc - by tireedddddd - United States (New York)



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