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Nolimit2217
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  • Number of visits : 72
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Nolimit2217 : Stuck in the middle east. This site is a life saver.

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Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9822) - you deserved it (28457)

On 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by badbirthday (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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