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About Noemi_Marie : I am 19 soon to be 20!
I love to write, sing, photography, run, workout, dance, hang out with friends, meet new people, paint, travel, and more.
My best friend is Jesus!
And I am a total nerd at heart.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight". The guy next to me was her dad. FML
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Friday 5 February 2016