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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 October 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 360
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Noemi_Marie : I am 19 soon to be 20!
I love to write, sing, photography, run, workout, dance, hang out with friends, meet new people, paint, travel, and more.
My best friend is Jesus!
And I am a total nerd at heart.
:)

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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88197) - you deserved it (21544)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight". The guy next to me was her dad. FML

#2713232
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15037) - you deserved it (86409)

On 06/08/2009 at 6:39am - intimacy - by baller (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML

#2695663
450 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26408) - you deserved it (57000)

On 06/07/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by Jebus (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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