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Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58066) - you deserved it (10578)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26068) - you deserved it (17406)

On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)



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