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About Nochal : Right now, I'm doing my best to stay sane balancing two jobs, an internship, doing really well in school, and making time for my awesome friends. I'm getting through school working as a cook a few nights a week and working at kennel watching over a dog daycare most mornings. It took me a while to figure out what I wanted to do with my life after high school (definitely not a cook or delivery driver!), but now I'm studying Social Work. I never thought I'd say this a few years ago, but I love studying and going to school! lol
I'm really good at getting along with other people. I look for the best in everyone and am always trying to make other peoples’ lives easier. ...That definitely made me sound like a pushover, but I'm really not! lol!
I'm pretty darn good at messing up the lyrics to songs that I only kind of know when I'm singing behind the wheel. Dont judge! lol
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Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 11:33am - money - by bobbeta30 - United States (New York)
Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For the other team. FML
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On 11/06/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by XxFA1LxX - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)
Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
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On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
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On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)
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