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Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by bob - United States (Ohio)
Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by bob - United States (Ohio)
Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 11:33am - money - by bobbeta30 - United States (New York)
Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For the other team. FML
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On 11/06/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by XxFA1LxX - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For the other team. FML
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On 11/06/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by XxFA1LxX - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)
Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML
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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
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On 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
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On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)
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