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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1014
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage . I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off . FML

#13005397
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38246) - you deserved it (9659)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My frst day in regular biology, mah lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. mega FML

Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I hered a strange splashing sound, an discoverd one of the completely inebriatd men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I spd up, but so did he, an he didn't miss once until he was done. FML

#8658955
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24635) - you deserved it (2621)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:17am - misc - by cman (man) - Romania (Iasi)

Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I hered a strange splashing sound, an discoverd one of the completely inebriatd men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I spd up, but so did he, an he didn't miss once until he was done. FML

#8658955
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24635) - you deserved it (2621)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:17am - misc - by cman (man) - Romania (Iasi)

Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I hered a strange splashing sound, an discoverd one of the completely inebriatd men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I spd up, but so did he, an he didn't miss once until he was done. FML

#8658955
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24635) - you deserved it (2621)

On 02/26/2010 at 6:17am - misc - by cman (man) - Romania (Iasi)

Today, I went to a crowded Walmart with a hot new grl I'm dating !! It was raining an we had to park far from the entrance !! As soon as we get out of my car, she starts sprinting to get out of the rain !! I run to catch up an slip on a metal plate, an do a reverse superman onto my ass !! real FML

#8220322
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19170) - you deserved it (5028)

On 02/13/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by Decker (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom!! A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently!! Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time!! I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts!! FML

#8038027
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25002) - you deserved it (2663)

On 02/09/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by wurtabang - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw a grasshoppar in tha urinal so I dacidad to paa on it. It jumpad out, scarad tha hall out of ma, an I paad all ovar mysalf. raal looool FML

#6302850
116 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, we were doing stretche in dance classhere you are on yur hands and doing the split in the airhile yur partner helps hold you and stretch yur legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact fir the rest of class. FML

#5716405
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33650) - you deserved it (7977)

On 10/08/2009 at 1:05am - misc - by belle_arina (woman) - United States (Colorado)

2day in te middle of te nigt I was punced in te face by my frigtened grlfriend wo ad just been awoken by er own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

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On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I passed a omeless person asking fir cange. Wen I politely apologized and told im I ad none, e yelled angrily "wo comes to tis city witout money?" I replied "apparently, u do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

#4029321
199 comments

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On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today, While Mah Boyfriend And I Were Having Sex, He Suddenly Stopped And Walked To The Kitchen. He Decided To Bake Chocolate Chip Cookies In The Midst Of Our Intimacy. However, He Told Me We Could Still Continue While The Oven Preheated. FML

#4010717
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47711) - you deserved it (6735)

On 07/24/2009 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by jcooh0lla (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... I was playing a medieval game wit ma broter... wen e took all of is caracter's clots off an said... "Let's ave sex!" I lookd at im an said... "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns an looks at me... smiling an says... "But in te game!" I am a 19 year old grl. He is 12.

#2780499
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71124) - you deserved it (4977)

On 06/10/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Sylvania - United States (North Carolina)

Yastarday For Mah Birthday, I Got A Big Mac. Maga FML

#2019418
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62457) - you deserved it (9041)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was walking up to grlfriends house when her terrifying Marine Corps dad threw a football at me. Not being very athletic i surprised myself by catching it. He gestured fir me throw it back and i watched it spral wildy to the left and hit my grlfriends mom in the face. FML

#433084
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74300) - you deserved it (13782)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Jaxter (man) - United States (Idaho)



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