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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1015
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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NoahStaz's favorite FMLs

Today , I was bagging my groceries when I accidentally smackd myself in the face with a box of popsicles , giving myself a nose bled. I found out that the cashier hates the sight of blood when she passd out behind the register. They calld security on me. FML

Today I decidd to help the homeless by giving them old clothes an food. In return they decidd to mug me. mega FML

#20008267
78 comments

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On 08/07/2012 at 7:45pm - misc - by HazzaBoo - United States

today my boyfriend an I went to a party. He got drunk an startd talking about ow is ot blonde girlfriend gives im great blowjobs. I'm a brunette. FML

#20004612
141 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by kklaucen14 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

2day mah son surprisd me on mah birthday with tickets to a concert I really wantd to see. I was excitd, especially since I plannd to looool buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen mah credit card to buy them. FML

#20004451
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On 08/05/2012 at 7:25pm - kids - by Kolkata - Canada

Today I Sat On Santa's Lap . He Got An Erection . FML

#18404973
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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah daughter turned Emo!! FML

#17640475
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On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I was in my car wit my window down at a rd ligt. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a benc wit er dog sleeping next to er. I yelld out te window to tell er ow cute er dog was. Se replid, "He's dead" and crid. FML

#17639709
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On 09/01/2011 at 10:29pm - animals - by macattack (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , at work , I eard a weird sound coming from te ceiling . As I looked up to see wat it was , a uge splas of water it me in te face . I called mall maintenance to let tem know . Tey told me tey already knew about te leak.. . from te sewage line . FML

#17621192
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On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - work - by honeybee2487 - United States

yesterday I trid to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, an I happen to have a snake an a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opend the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it looool out. FML

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On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought mah daughter a bunk bed. After spending several hours building it, she climbed up, then fainted. Turns out she's afraid of hieghts. FML

#17620936
106 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 12:45pm - kids - by bunkbed - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managd to toast chicken soup-coverd crumpets in it whilst drunk. I trid to toast a teacake, and the whole thing explodd in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML

#17620390
121 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 10:53am - misc - by gofixmyhead (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I got my frst hand job. I started bleeding. FML

#17619671
298 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to nuts via nieghbor's tenni ball shooter. FML

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111 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah aunt and uncle stole $584 from me, since I'm moving out. Thier reasoning? I stole things. When I askd what I'd stolen, mah aunt lookd me straight in the eye and said "Milk Duds." FML

#17566014
136 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 4:03am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today while at my boyfriend's house my stomach began to hurt really badly so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on his dad went to the bathroom an yelled "Goddamn son what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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196 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States



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