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About NoNotTheFace : [I'll be away till my exams are over]Before I start, some of you wonder if I'm a dude or a chick.
That's completely up to your imaaaaagination. (Yes I see what I fucking did there)
If the thread assumes I'm a chick, I'll pose as a chick.
If the thread assumes I'm a dude, I'll pose as a dude.
I have a dick, a waffle, tits and balls.
And yes. It's a fucking hassle to prevent self-impregnation.
Let's get started, shall we?
I spontaneously break out into a musical number, every now and then.
"u shud of shut u're door. your dumb"
I am no grammar nazi, spelling nazi or punctuation nazi.
But if you write like that, brace yourself for a wave of thumb downs and virtual molestation by the FML community. Also, I will secretly hate you.
Unless, of course, you redeem yourself by posting a comment worthy enough of momentarily causing me to pause the porn I have been playing on the other window, so I can read it again and enjoy.
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