About NoNotTheFace : [I'll be away till my exams are over]Before I start, some of you wonder if I'm a dude or a chick.
That's completely up to your imaaaaagination. (Yes I see what I fucking did there)
If the thread assumes I'm a chick, I'll pose as a chick.
If the thread assumes I'm a dude, I'll pose as a dude.
I have a dick, a waffle, tits and balls.
And yes. It's a fucking hassle to prevent self-impregnation.
Let's get started, shall we?
I spontaneously break out into a musical number, every now and then.
"u shud of shut u're door. your dumb"
I am no grammar nazi, spelling nazi or punctuation nazi.
But if you write like that, brace yourself for a wave of thumb downs and virtual molestation by the FML community. Also, I will secretly hate you.
Unless, of course, you redeem yourself by posting a comment worthy enough of momentarily causing me to pause the porn I have been playing on the other window, so I can read it again and enjoy.
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Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 11:59pm - health - by pixiebubz - Australia
Today, I had a job interview. The only moment I impressed the interviewer was when I talked about drama. He started to talk about a play I hadn't seen, but I decided to agree on everything he was saying. Suddenly he said, "the play doesn't actually exist." I silently left the room. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Lyingg (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I walked into a gas station to get a bag of chips. Upon moving towards the counter to pay, I noticed the cashier had what looked like a golf ball stuffed in his cheek. I said to him in a joking manner, "That's a huge pinch of dip!" His reply, "It's mouth cancer." FML
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On 10/01/2011 at 8:33am - misc - by lollipopgreen - United States (Texas)
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
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On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)
Sunday 12 May 2013
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