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About NoKo : 20 years old.
Born in Siberia, North of the Arctic Circle.
Have been living in ON, Canada for 11 years.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
Friday 2 October 2015