About NoKo : 20 years old.
Studying criminology.
Born in Siberia, North of the Arctic Circle.
Have been living in ON, Canada for 11 years.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)
Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML
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On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)
Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I 've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -
Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -
Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -
Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -
Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML
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Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -
Monday 17 June 2013
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