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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 February 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 17025
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About NoKo : 20 years old.
Studying criminology.
Born in Siberia, North of the Arctic Circle.
Have been living in ON, Canada for 11 years.

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NoKo's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

#73
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11988) - you deserved it (50778)

On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

#71
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48211) - you deserved it (3420)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

#40
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58491) - you deserved it (4139)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23898) - you deserved it (108688)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49954) - you deserved it (36861)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42435) - you deserved it (20390)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45327) - you deserved it (7580)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65923) - you deserved it (18172)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

#14
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16178) - you deserved it (68570)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102556) - you deserved it (15075)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -



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