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NoKo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 February 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 17387
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About NoKo : 20 years old.
Studying criminology.
Born in Siberia, North of the Arctic Circle.
Have been living in ON, Canada for 11 years.

NoKo's page activity

Visits<b>saeds</b> - the 03/06/2013 at 5:05am<b>TigerTattoo</b> - the 07/31/2010 at 4:30am<b>depinaariana</b> - the 11/22/2009 at 9:44pm<b>FIB</b> - the 09/07/2009 at 4:47pm<b>nzl</b> - the 08/30/2009 at 6:46am<b>Envy3</b> - the 07/09/2009 at 1:36am<b>eop123</b> - the 06/19/2009 at 4:34pm<b>jem1991</b> - the 06/19/2009 at 3:11am<b>shostakovich</b> - the 06/18/2009 at 4:01pm<b>DarkMirror</b> - the 06/02/2009 at 4:30pm<b>on_a_boat</b> - the 05/31/2009 at 5:10pm<b>sdouaji</b> - the 05/26/2009 at 5:57pm<b>rarelight</b> - the 05/21/2009 at 2:32pm<b>hang_2gether</b> - the 05/20/2009 at 3:13am<b>miltonbradley</b> - the 05/19/2009 at 4:20pm<b>FlameBurger</b> - the 05/19/2009 at 2:07pm<b>erichugh22</b> - the 05/14/2009 at 4:33am<b>rt523</b> - the 05/01/2009 at 1:46am

NoKo's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

NoKo's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML

by Pepe / 11/16/2008 at 12:54am / Love

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

by pinpin / 11/13/2008 at 6:39am / Kids

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

by 911 / 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm / Work

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

by Blazouta / 11/11/2008 at 3:32am / Health

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

by tadam / 11/10/2008 at 4:11am / Work

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

by lamponau / 11/09/2008 at 6:26am / Kids

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

by Kat / 11/08/2008 at 2:51am / Work

Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML

by Tom / 11/07/2008 at 7:47am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML

by Yohm / 11/06/2008 at 4:41am / Money

Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML

by Fsd / 11/05/2008 at 2:35am / France (Franche-Comte) / Miscellaneous

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

by LifeSucks / 10/29/2008 at 7:57am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

by loser / 10/29/2008 at 7:08am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

by Noname / 10/29/2008 at 6:09am / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Health

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

by damnit / 10/27/2008 at 5:08am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

by Erasmus / 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm / France (Haute-Normandie) / Geek