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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 February 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 17141
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About NoKo : 20 years old.
Studying criminology.
Born in Siberia, North of the Arctic Circle.
Have been living in ON, Canada for 11 years.

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NoKo's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
753 comments

I agree, your life sucks (784683) - you deserved it (83029)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML

#309
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28327) - you deserved it (7003)

On 11/16/2008 at 12:54am - love - by Pepe - Sent from mobile version

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

#298
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27867) - you deserved it (15854)

On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

#292
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35243) - you deserved it (1886)

On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

#277
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50419) - you deserved it (4069)

On 11/11/2008 at 3:32am - health - by Blazouta - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

#265
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11048) - you deserved it (65199)

On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30426) - you deserved it (5470)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

#251
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28688) - you deserved it (4582)

On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML

#243
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36984) - you deserved it (12179)

On 11/07/2008 at 7:47am - misc - by Tom - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I’m starting my 28th year with 28 cents on my bank account. FML

#227
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42435) - you deserved it (11304)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:41am - money - by Yohm - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML

#213
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11098) - you deserved it (41215)

On 11/05/2008 at 2:35am - misc - by Fsd - France (Franche-Comte)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58941) - you deserved it (3418)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13237) - you deserved it (36402)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

#138
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49727) - you deserved it (5597)

On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71683) - you deserved it (4819)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)



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