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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 February 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 17145
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About NoKo : 20 years old.
Studying criminology.
Born in Siberia, North of the Arctic Circle.
Have been living in ON, Canada for 11 years.

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Visits<b>saeds</b> - the 03/06/2013 at 5:05am<b>TigerTattoo</b> - the 07/31/2010 at 4:30am<b>depinaariana</b> - the 11/22/2009 at 9:44pm<b>FIB</b> - the 09/07/2009 at 4:47pm<b>nzl</b> - the 08/30/2009 at 6:46am<b>Envy3</b> - the 07/09/2009 at 1:36am<b>eop123</b> - the 06/19/2009 at 4:34pm<b>jem1991</b> - the 06/19/2009 at 3:11am<b>shostakovich</b> - the 06/18/2009 at 4:01pm<b>DarkMirror</b> - the 06/02/2009 at 4:30pm<b>on_a_boat</b> - the 05/31/2009 at 5:10pm<b>sdouaji</b> - the 05/26/2009 at 5:57pm<b>rarelight</b> - the 05/21/2009 at 2:32pm<b>hang_2gether</b> - the 05/20/2009 at 3:13am<b>miltonbradley</b> - the 05/19/2009 at 4:20pm<b>FlameBurger</b> - the 05/19/2009 at 2:07pm<b>erichugh22</b> - the 05/14/2009 at 4:33am<b>rt523</b> - the 05/01/2009 at 1:46am

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NoKo's favorite FMLs

Today, I went through the drive through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response I start frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, the woman comes out to my car and says, "Please pull up to the speaker." I yelled at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

#3019033
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11665) - you deserved it (111199)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

#2796637
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78880) - you deserved it (22113)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my friend was having a party. It was going good until I got the hiccups really bad, and they wouldn't go away. My friend decided to scare them away by shooting a pellet gun right next to my head. Bad news: It blew out my eardrum. I still have the hiccups. FML

#2715007
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52068) - you deserved it (4663)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:49am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML

#2713255
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95289) - you deserved it (6708)

On 06/08/2009 at 6:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was at a 21st birthday party. It got to the bit where they blow out the candles and the girl hosting blew out her candles. While she was blowing I whispered to the fella next to me, "That's not the only thing she'll be blowing tonight". The guy next to me was her dad. FML

#2713232
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14329) - you deserved it (84177)

On 06/08/2009 at 6:39am - intimacy - by baller (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML

#2710099
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58282) - you deserved it (7719)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:05am - love - by aasatt22 - United States (California)

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

#2681681
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46457) - you deserved it (124614)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML

#2621619
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47846) - you deserved it (10394)

On 06/05/2009 at 1:25am - kids - by KPKallery (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

#2592109
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8830) - you deserved it (69224)

On 06/04/2009 at 4:07am - misc - by NoNaMe - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

#2490084
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9103) - you deserved it (49371)

On 06/01/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by PulledOver (woman) - United States

Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML

#2405014
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45277) - you deserved it (11166)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by reb2632 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, me and my co-workers were playing with the Helium tank we got today. We were all giggling like little girls for the better half of 15 minutes. I don't know what is more sad, that a bunch of guys were sucking helium instead of working, or that the youngest guy in the group is 43. FML

#2110386
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43019) - you deserved it (13805)

On 05/20/2009 at 11:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

#1775863
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37049) - you deserved it (23687)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:50am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked in the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

#1467567
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11072) - you deserved it (73341)

On 04/29/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

#1452410
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64321) - you deserved it (29165)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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