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I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML
Friday 22 May 2015