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About Nixxo : My profile picture is an FML that I found in moderation.
It never fails to make me laugh.

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Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190
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I agree, your life sucks (177618) - you deserved it (45658)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70660) - you deserved it (2630)

On 04/12/2009 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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