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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1908
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About NixieRdz : Hi, I'm Nixie :) I'm here because I have a problem with procrastination /.\ and what better place to waste time then FML

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Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decidd to mess with husband . When he got off work, I said, "The lady from yur office calld and said she was pregnant . From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, fetus already has a sibling . FML

#20889450
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66183) - you deserved it (6393)

On 09/20/2013 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by oops - United States (Texas)

Today... I went to visit my overly-posh mother fir the frst time in many years. Upon arrival... she kicked me out cuz my outfit did follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML

#20888617
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43947) - you deserved it (2996)

On 09/20/2013 at 1:52am - misc - by wat - United States (California)

Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was lyk trading yur soul for soup . We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes . FML

#20887597
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36336) - you deserved it (3495)

On 09/19/2013 at 8:54am - misc - by CapitolSouthSux (woman) - United States

Today mah English teacher handed back mah creative story assignment with a 74% on it. Apparently she docked 10% because I had an unrealistic overly dramatic plot line. That plot line was based on mah life. FML

#20887417
89 comments

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On 09/19/2013 at 2:15am - work - by Sua - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I had to axplain to mah grandfathar that Canadians aran't avil by raminding him that ha's Canadian. FML

#20885056
80 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 10:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 16-year-old cousin came to visit 4 the week . So far, she's said "raunchy", "cray-cray", "legit", and "like" an uncountable number of times . She's only been here 4 a half hour . FML

#20881272
149 comments

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On 09/14/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft,hen all of a sudden, I rememberd I was supposd to be at a wedding. I was 25 minute late to my own wedding. mega FML

#20880446
286 comments

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On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend is upset with me 4 not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds 'lol' to everythinghich turns me off.

#20879249
100 comments

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On 09/13/2013 at 2:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-agd guy calld me a "two-timing whore", dumpd his coffee on me an walkd out in teres . I'm 14 an I have no idea who he was . FML

#20878614
112 comments

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On 09/12/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after having recently told 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
122 comments

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On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, mah mom was sharing the story of how I was born with the umbilical cord around mah neck . My sister added that it was God's frst attempt to kill me off . big fat FML

Today,hile working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand an asked fir someone else to make his sub, cuz he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

#20871412
131 comments

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On 09/07/2013 at 12:59pm - work - by /(•'_'•)\ (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, MY BEST FRIEND CONFESSD TO ME THAT SHE'S A LESBIAN. SHE QUICKLY ADDD, ( OH, DON'T WORRY, I DON'T LIKE YOU. YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTIVE. ) FML

#20871260
81 comments

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On 09/07/2013 at 10:17am - misc - by ...thanks (woman) - United States

Yesterday , I found out mah kids only remember mah brthday because it's the password on the iPad. FML

#20871062
57 comments

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On 09/07/2013 at 4:22am - kids - by Sean - United States (California)

Today, I used a restroom. While doing mah thing, the power in mah building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at mah stall. When the power cummed back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML

#20867818
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45812) - you deserved it (3121)

On 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm - work - by dear god help me. - United States (Hawaii)



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