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Nix96

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 179
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nix96 : I'm 18. I'm a girl. I'm Australian.
that's basically it.

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Today, I took an extra xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML

#21008430
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I agree, your life sucks (41013) - you deserved it (9727)

On 12/28/2013 at 4:19pm - health - by beemove (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I received a pair of earrings, a necklace, and some rings as a Christmas gift from my grandma. This would have been nice if I weren't a guy. This is her way of mocking me for wearing what she calls "girl colors", such as white. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37995) - you deserved it (2995)

On 12/25/2013 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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