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Nix96

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  • Town/Country : Armidale, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 269
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nix96 : I'm 19. I'm a girl. I'm Australian.
that's basically it. ✌🏻

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Nix96's favorite FMLs

Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML

#21446517
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23939) - you deserved it (2192)

On 07/24/2015 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by fuck (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

#21430908
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30240) - you deserved it (3133)

On 06/23/2015 at 10:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took an extra xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML

#21008430
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42533) - you deserved it (9976)

On 12/28/2013 at 4:19pm - health - by beemove (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I received a pair of earrings, a necklace, and some rings as a Christmas gift from my grandma. This would have been nice if I weren't a guy. This is her way of mocking me for wearing what she calls "girl colors", such as white. FML

#21004875
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38160) - you deserved it (3003)

On 12/25/2013 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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