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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 August 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 741
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About NiveaKK : Hello Stalker :)
Lists just make things easier. So here's a list of some things about me off the top of my head.

- I love making lists
- I'm Indian by origin
- I sing pretty well,still undergoing training though
- I aspire to be a computer engineer
- I love Modern Family, Gossip Girl, 90210, Bones, The Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother in that order. If you make me miss an episode, I keel yu.
- I likes spokeing in thee brokens the English cause it's pretty damn hilarious
- Email me if you want to talk. I don't bite :)

Peace Out x

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Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

#379
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36598) - you deserved it (3063)

On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

#379
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36598) - you deserved it (3063)

On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend who has just returned from his 3 month placement abroad cancelled our date. Why? Because there was a match England vs Germany. A friendly match. FML

#347
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21627) - you deserved it (3560)

On 11/20/2008 at 6:10am - love - by archer - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

#326
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30175) - you deserved it (8178)

On 11/18/2008 at 2:36am - love - by Otherguy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend who is going out with someone else. But at least I now know that he's gay. FML

#755
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32236) - you deserved it (3651)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:46pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

#233
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47398) - you deserved it (3947)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53515) - you deserved it (5434)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

#117
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62851) - you deserved it (8605)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
299 comments

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