About NiveaKK : Hello Stalker :)
Lists just make things easier. So here's a list of some things about me off the top of my head.
- I love making lists
- I'm Indian by origin
- I sing pretty well,still undergoing training though
- I aspire to be a computer engineer
- I love Modern Family, Gossip Girl, 90210, Bones, The Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother in that order. If you make me miss an episode, I keel yu.
- I likes spokeing in thee brokens the English cause it's pretty damn hilarious
- Email me if you want to talk. I don't bite :)
Peace Out x
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Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France
Today, during my first man-to-man conversation with my girlfriend's father, he decided to mention the details of lion mating patterns he'd once witnessed. After a lengthy description of the lion's barbed penis, he said, "It also made me feel better about myself that I could last longer than a lion." FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 1:11am - intimacy - by Lionman (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I found out that my wife purposefully eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm - love - by Allergic (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my wife purposefully eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
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On 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm - love - by Allergic (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 11:17pm - love - by Scumbagmemory (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version
Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)
Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 1:26am - love - by lezbplove - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months called me. He said his mom was making him choose between having a dog or having a girlfriend. I asked him which one he picked. He was quiet, I heard barking in the background. FML
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