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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 February 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9072
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML


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