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  • Town/Country : South Gate, United States
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10635
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML


I agree, your life sucks (83213) - you deserved it (5527)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML


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On 01/17/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Perpetually F-ed. - United States (Massachusetts)

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