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NisPe_BITCH
  • Town/Country : Savannah, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 July 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 16981
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About NisPe_BITCH : I smoke crack everyday. Like EVERY day.

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Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87651) - you deserved it (7296)

On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17856) - you deserved it (62073)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (28279) - you deserved it (71177)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94861) - you deserved it (8975)

On 04/19/2009 at 10:09pm - health - by Litterbox (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (233286) - you deserved it (20079)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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