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  • Number of visits : 168
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Ninjee756 : Hey, I'm Yvonne! Kik meh @ ninjee756

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Today, in preparation for a third interview for my dream job, I spent an hour selecting the perfect outfit. I hung everything on my bedroom door and went to shower. My dog decided to play tug-of-war with the clothing and redesign the shoes. The only thing to survive unscathed was the hanger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37427) - you deserved it (6688)

On 05/23/2013 at 6:52am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was getting a spray tan and realized I didn't have a hair tie, so I used a thong instead. I lost track of time and realized I needed to go pick up my daughter. I threw on my clothes, drove to pick her up, went to the store, and went for ice cream... thong still in my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12761) - you deserved it (41964)

On 01/02/2013 at 12:33pm - health - by Embarrassed - United States

Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

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On 01/02/2013 at 10:49am - work - by habassistant - United States (Ohio)



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