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I'm a Fangirl!

Doctor Who
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Once Upon a Time
Percy Jackson
Hunger Games
Mortal Instruments
Harry Potter
Basically Disney...

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NinjaFood's favorite FMLs

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I watched "Time of the Doctor" and I'm pretty sure my love of Doctor Who slithered out through my ear and shamefully lodged itself in the darkest corner of the room, crying. FML


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On 12/26/2013 at 7:08am - love - by anon - Australia

Today, I had an anxiety attack when I learned that my favorite book series is coming to the end. I had to leave the store and sit in my car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39658) - you deserved it (8713)

On 10/23/2013 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

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