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NineeCatNineeCat
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 September 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2162
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NineeCat : I'm very shy. I love painting, singing, cooking, reading, writing, archery, ceramics, swimming and other fun stuff:)

NineeCat's page activity

Visits<b>madnessking</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 7:49pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 08/29/2016 at 1:11pm<b>iron_man_583</b> - the 08/21/2016 at 11:48am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 6:54pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 11:19am<b>Rykers</b> - the 07/27/2016 at 3:40am<b>darrend1196</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 11:55am<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 7:21pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 8:22am<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 4:23am<b>srinivasawesum</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 10:14am<b>DA_JUDGE123</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 1:33am<b>vaas90</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 2:34am<b>shyy_girl</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 8:03pm<b>spiderwebb888</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 1:48am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 12:01am<b>MrErazo</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 4:08pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 1:25pm

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NineeCat's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML

by Anonymous / 08/02/2015 at 1:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time". FML

by Oihana / 07/31/2015 at 11:30pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

by smf_ds / 07/31/2015 at 4:48pm / Portugal (Porto) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML

by WhatTheFuck / 07/30/2015 at 11:30am / United States (Illinois) / Health

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for smiling and laughing too much. Last week, he reprimanded me for not smiling and laughing enough. FML

by Anonymous / 07/29/2015 at 10:25pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML

by roselysunset / 07/29/2015 at 1:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my business got broken into and I lost a lot of valuable equipment. Although I have 24/7 security guards, they left in the middle of the burglary because they were too scared to stop the burglars or even to call the police. FML

by fukingtigans / 07/29/2015 at 11:30am / Croatia (Zadarska) / Money

Today, I had to wait thirty minutes after closing to check out a lady who was purchasing 20 different styles of curtains. I asked what she would be doing with them all, and she replied that she would be bringing 19 of them back tomorrow, as she didn't know which would match. FML

by jlmbull / 07/28/2015 at 11:04pm / United States (Michigan) / Work

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

by Anonymous / 07/28/2015 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

by Oopsie / 07/28/2015 at 1:18pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to a garden party my friend had invited me to. I soon discovered they had seriously downplayed the formality of the event, as I noticed trays of fancy hors d'oeuvres and glasses of champagne lined up on the table. I showed up with Kool Aid and Ritz crackers. FML

by Anonymous / 07/28/2015 at 8:22am / United Kingdom (Slough) / Miscellaneous

Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2015 at 8:08pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2015 at 8:58am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to start jogging to keep fit. I was passed about ten times by the same car, carrying four bozos whose vocabulary consisted only of, "TITTIES!" and copious amounts of giggling. FML

by dole_dosser / 07/27/2015 at 1:35am / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML

by anon / 07/27/2015 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy