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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 717
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About NineeCat : I'm very shy, but if you interest me I can usually come out of my shell a bit! When provoked, I turn into a smart ass. I love painting, singing, cooking, hunting, and other fun stuff:)

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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NineeCat's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in the elevator, when a big bearded guy stepped in, wearing a dress. It's not an uncommon sight where I live, but my friend cracked up and asked him if he was wearing underwear. He took it as a challenge, and I can safely say that no, he was not. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38957) - you deserved it (6408)

On 01/10/2013 at 3:52pm - intimacy - by juvenile friends suck (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57729) - you deserved it (3695)

On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)

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