Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

NineeCat

Online | Search for a member

NineeCat

56Fucked!

NineeCat
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 847
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NineeCat : I'm very shy, but if you interest me I can usually come out of my shell a bit! When provoked, I turn into a smart ass. I love painting, singing, cooking, hunting, and other fun stuff:)

NineeCat's page activity

Visits<b>barlos88</b> - 3 hours ago<b>keiNan</b> - 3 hours ago<b>schreibergx93</b> - 4 hours ago<b>qbgroh3</b> - 6 hours ago<b>Weemandarin</b> - 6 hours ago<b>Pat5519</b> - 7 hours ago<b>Morryo</b> - 8 hours ago<b>katachristic</b> - 8 hours ago<b>michaelm1290</b> - 9 hours ago<b>doubledutchy</b> - 9 hours ago<b>mauguster</b> - 14 hours ago<b>Cads1</b> - 14 hours ago<b>p_diddy77</b> - 14 hours ago<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - 15 hours ago<b>KristoferM13</b> - 16 hours ago<b>AirBusDriver</b> - 17 hours ago<b>man_in_black08</b> - 17 hours ago<b>ranjiet</b> - 17 hours ago

Fucked!<b>keiNan</b> - just now<b>mauguster</b> - 8 hours ago<b>dirtbikeguy</b> - 9 hours ago<b>AirBusDriver</b> - 11 hours ago<b>man_in_black08</b> - 11 hours ago<b>gqlmno</b> - 19 hours ago<b>Toonice45</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 9:17pm<b>IamHercules</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 5:33pm<b>ivanfrombg</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 4:52pm<b>gauravgargya</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 7:32am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 6:19am<b>brandonwong</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 2:39am<b>hussien</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 5:57am<b>mo3zz</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 10:46pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 9:42am<b>zinoxity</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 9:28am<b>mansfield_j</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 3:53am<b>DelbertGWIII</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 2:48am

NineeCat's FML badges

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of NineeCat's badges

NineeCat's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML

#21450713
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22895) - you deserved it (2567)

On 08/02/2015 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time". FML

#21450242
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26117) - you deserved it (1676)

On 07/31/2015 at 11:30pm - kids - by Oihana - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

#21450116
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22818) - you deserved it (1992)

On 07/31/2015 at 4:48pm - misc - by smf_ds - Portugal (Porto)

Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML

#21449508
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23233) - you deserved it (1501)

On 07/30/2015 at 11:30am - health - by WhatTheFuck - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got reprimanded by my boss for smiling and laughing too much. Last week, he reprimanded me for not smiling and laughing enough. FML

#21449263
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24894) - you deserved it (1717)

On 07/29/2015 at 10:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to find my mom drunk. She asked me for a hug and then started crying, "Where's my daughter?" I'm her daughter. And her only child, as far as I know. FML

#21449052
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21127) - you deserved it (1362)

On 07/29/2015 at 1:07pm - misc - by roselysunset (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my business got broken into and I lost a lot of valuable equipment. Although I have 24/7 security guards, they left in the middle of the burglary because they were too scared to stop the burglars or even to call the police. FML

#21449035
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27653) - you deserved it (2244)

On 07/29/2015 at 11:30am - money - by fukingtigans (man) - Croatia (Zadarska)

Today, I had to wait thirty minutes after closing to check out a lady who was purchasing 20 different styles of curtains. I asked what she would be doing with them all, and she replied that she would be bringing 19 of them back tomorrow, as she didn't know which would match. FML

#21448838
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25746) - you deserved it (1692)

On 07/28/2015 at 11:04pm - work - by jlmbull - United States (Michigan)

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

#21448605
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20885) - you deserved it (8464)

On 07/28/2015 at 2:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

#21448563
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26765) - you deserved it (3248)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:18pm - misc - by Oopsie - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went to a garden party my friend had invited me to. I soon discovered they had seriously downplayed the formality of the event, as I noticed trays of fancy hors d'oeuvres and glasses of champagne lined up on the table. I showed up with Kool Aid and Ritz crackers. FML

#21448484
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24575) - you deserved it (3358)

On 07/28/2015 at 8:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Slough)

Today, during a blowjob, my girlfriend decided to try something new by squeezing my balls as hard as she could as I came, for a "more intense orgasm". All she gave me was a ruptured testicle. FML

#21448216
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27829) - you deserved it (2125)

On 07/27/2015 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out my pregnant sister has been watching Teen Mom 2 to find out how to be a good parent. FML

#21447950
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27218) - you deserved it (1844)

On 07/27/2015 at 8:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided to start jogging to keep fit. I was passed about ten times by the same car, carrying four bozos whose vocabulary consisted only of, "TITTIES!" and copious amounts of giggling. FML

Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML

#21447824
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24305) - you deserved it (4583)

On 07/27/2015 at 12:43am - intimacy - by anon - United States



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: