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Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I learned that a few pubes on your bed can stop you from getting laid. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 2:00am - intimacy - by PubelishedAuthor (man) - United States (California)
Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)
Today, I realized the only reason I watched the SuperBowl is because Justin Bieber tweeted about it. I don't even like football. I had no idea what was going on the whole game. All I knew was who I was cheering for, because Justin Bieber tweeted who he was cheering for. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 3:00am - love - by loveeyou. - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I discovered that my roommate uses her twitter to complain about me. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 11:01pm - misc - by sparkle (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I realized that the only reason my boyfriend has been coming over to hang out at my house for the past two months is because my little brother has an N64. I have become a third wheel to their mario kart dates. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 4:40am - misc - by wowsucks (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I took a picture of my "privates" on my girlfriends cell phone and set it as her background without her knowing. Minutes later, I heard her mom scream. She has the same phone. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 1:25am - intimacy - by masterzach21 (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found out where my favorite shirt has been for the last six months. My ex-fiancé's new girlfriend is wearing it. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 4:29am - misc - by chasesd (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by notasgood (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 11:35am - work - by WesJaz (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
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