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On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by huwauw (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by chewybarseventy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
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On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my 20 year old son decided it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML
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Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML
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On 07/03/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by thesadone - United States (California)
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
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On 06/20/2010 at 1:12am - love - by PissyPants (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
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On 06/01/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML
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On 05/25/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I saw a video of me from over the weekend, naked, pretending to be a duck. What the fuck happened that night? FML
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On 05/25/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by laurenraeee - United States (Utah)
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
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On 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm - love - by Cheese4men - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I'm having a nice evening out on the town. After my complimentary round of drinks for my birthday, my friend walks in with a big pink gift-box. It was an inflatable... erm... 'friend.' Which then got unwrapped in front of several of my other friends. And several members of my family. FML
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On 05/07/2010 at 4:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
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On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)
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