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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 October 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2974
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

#15851636
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31555) - you deserved it (7561)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

#15748072
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28815) - you deserved it (2911)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by ILiveWithMorons (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35700) - you deserved it (4712)

On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

#15650058
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25898) - you deserved it (5955)

On 04/05/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by why - United States (Georgia)

Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML

#15437013
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52937) - you deserved it (3713)

On 03/22/2011 at 8:18pm - animals - by awesome -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35874) - you deserved it (30916)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

#15408372
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30748) - you deserved it (6051)

On 03/20/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

#15115506
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24838) - you deserved it (3084)

On 02/25/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by gumpy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I fell down some steps, and my dad laughed at me. He then changed his facebook status to "My kid's an idiot." FML

#14994829
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28826) - you deserved it (6326)

On 02/15/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by Ihavealisp (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML

#14939182
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7488) - you deserved it (46008)

On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

#14919566
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52786) - you deserved it (7584)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -

Today, I was dry-walling a house when my butt started to itch. I bent over to scratch it on a piece of plywood, at which point the client's wife walked in and asked what the fuck I was doing. FML

#14892103
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7645) - you deserved it (26004)

On 02/08/2011 at 2:58am - work - by Shane -

Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML

#14888727
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29204) - you deserved it (5191)

On 02/07/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by Hopeless -

Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML

#14845323
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8787) - you deserved it (38210)

On 02/04/2011 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17609) - you deserved it (62454)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -



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