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Nikki_ASW
  • Town/Country : St.Augustine, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 October 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1724
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, the only cute girl in my office made fun of me because I'm 27 and bring fruit cups with my lunch. FML

#1197
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On 01/15/2009 at 6:36am - love - by liltravol23 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
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On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
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On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML

#464
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On 12/07/2008 at 3:46am - love - by Titanic - Sent from mobile version

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

#417
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On 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Rosies - Sent from mobile version



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