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NikkiNiks16

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 December 1990 (25 years)
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NikkiNiks16's favorite FMLs

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

#18561778
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19157) - you deserved it (25678)

On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

#18561391
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18551) - you deserved it (56896)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Arizona)

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33042) - you deserved it (9512)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33042) - you deserved it (9512)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

#18525865
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29618) - you deserved it (13824)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML

#18482444
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29215) - you deserved it (17936)

On 12/11/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by Embarrassed Swimmer (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

#18460733
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23610) - you deserved it (31964)

On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada

Today, I took my daughter to see Santa at the mall. When I went to pick her up from Santa's lap, my watch snagged on his beard, pulling it off in front of my daughter and about twenty kids in line. My daughter still isn't speaking to me. FML

#18460196
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30212) - you deserved it (4932)

On 12/08/2011 at 12:41pm - kids - by childdreamkiller (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

#18456700
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31743) - you deserved it (6409)

On 12/07/2011 at 10:33pm - health - by skrewedguy (man) - United States

Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML

#18444451
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13190) - you deserved it (47895)

On 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16789) - you deserved it (43750)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

#18370889
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42353) - you deserved it (10088)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

#18358747
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33724) - you deserved it (10072)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

#18346597
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41564) - you deserved it (8892)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)



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