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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 873
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NikkiFlysKites : Whatever I put here would simply be turned against me in some pointless argument on an FML post.
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Today, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22360) - you deserved it (4588)

On 10/05/2012 at 5:47am - work - by desperate (woman) - Malta

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML


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On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while walking home I was jumped by two guys, one of whom shouted, "You shouldn't have run your mouth off, Rick!" My name is John. Only after they repeatedly axe-kicked me in the chest did they realize their mistake. It now hurts to breathe. FML


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On 06/24/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by John - United States (California)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML


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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say "Rise and shine sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so i responded "Baby, what time is it? When is this F*ing class going to be over!?" it wasnt my boyfriend talking, it was my teacher. FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

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