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NikkiCimino
  • Town/Country : Massachusetts, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 97
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About NikkiCimino : I'm Nikki, im 13, im obviously Female, and i like to hang with my friends. Get to know me.

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7806) - you deserved it (29121)

On 01/07/2011 at 8:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Orebro Lan)

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Today, I was sitting on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy came and sat next to me. Next thing I know, he farts loudly, then proudly looks my way. I stared back in shock. He says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (46029) - you deserved it (9597)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

#13137769 (300)

I agree, your life sucks (5443) - you deserved it (51205)

On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

#10911439 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (27655) - you deserved it (3141)

On 06/01/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML

#6842444 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (30994) - you deserved it (2204)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML

#5443972 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (50172) - you deserved it (1592)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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