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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 853
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Nikia818 : Um...I guess I'm here... doing stuff...

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Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML

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