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Niicky's favorite FMLs
Today, I had to fire an employee due to his staggering incompetence. The moment I said the F-word, he started fake-coughing, then loudly humming, then went to his desk and pretended not to hear anything I was saying. It took 3 of us to drag him out of the building kicking and screaming. FML
by bruised / 08/15/2015 at 11:47am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/14/2015 at 9:19am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/12/2015 at 1:50pm / United States / Love
by still single / 08/05/2015 at 9:22pm / Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) / Love
by single and unbuggered / 07/31/2015 at 5:04pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Love
by Application / 07/28/2015 at 4:44pm / United States (Ohio) / Work
by wot02 / 07/26/2015 at 10:02pm / United States / Intimacy
by rissa5214 / 07/26/2015 at 2:20pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I'm grieving over the death of my best friend of 9 years. My mom wasted no time arriving at the conclusion that I must be hormonal and pregnant with his child. Apparently it's not normal for a woman to cry so much over a man, unless they've been fucking. FML
by Anonymous / 07/24/2015 at 12:05pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML
by Anon / 07/23/2015 at 7:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I agreed to help out with my boyfriend's sister's baby shower. They forgot to inform me that "helping" meant splitting the cost of everything. I now owe his family $275. I don't know how to back out without looking cheap. FML
by JustOutofCollegeAndBroke / 07/16/2015 at 2:56am / United States (California) / Money
Today, I finally hooked up with my longtime crush. I told all my friends about it, because of course I was really excited. Until later that night, when he texted me, telling me not to tell anyone what had happened, and that it was a one time deal. Oh, and right after that, he asked me for nudes. FML
by roxieee234 / 07/10/2015 at 1:24am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I learned how my coworkers differentiate between my coworker and me as we have the same name, when I overheard one of them ask the other, "Which one, ugly Leslie or hot Leslie?" When the answer was "ugly Leslie," he walked straight to me. FML
by makeover-needed / 07/06/2015 at 5:32pm / United States / Work
by okaydisarray / 07/03/2015 at 10:31pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the…