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  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 May 1995 (21 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 27591
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Niicky : Hi. Have a good day!

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Niicky's page activity

Visits<b>Jiratias</b> - yesterday at 3:37pm<b>Mons</b> - the 11/26/2016 at 1:14pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 11/23/2016 at 7:28am<b>eleana3</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 10:55am<b>batmanthellama</b> - the 06/25/2016 at 1:24am<b>maxthebigseal</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 2:37pm<b>Comrox</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 12:07am<b>xMax14x</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 7:09pm<b>anonymous198913</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 10:30pm<b>BabooonLove</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 10:49pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 3:59pm<b>chip993</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 8:18am<b>lexred</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 10:56am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 10:56pm<b>SMApril28</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 10:56pm<b>xlcowboylx</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 6:54pm<b>SpeedRacer20</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 5:10pm<b>shay_serendipity</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 3:20pm

Fucked!<b>Jiratias</b> - yesterday at 9:33pm

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Niicky's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

by anonymous / 02/01/2016 at 1:07am / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents have deliberately ruined my last 2 relationships, because they want me to get back together with my ex simply because he is my son's dad. Apparently, my son needs his father more than I need a man who won't beat me every time he gets drunk. FML

by anon / 01/31/2016 at 4:38pm / United States / Work

Today, I finally scrounged up enough change to do laundry, so I loaded up my car, swung by the bank to take out my rent money, and stopped at a gas station to get a drink. When I came outside, my car was gone, along with all my clothes and rent money. FML

by CaptainKidd / 01/29/2016 at 9:34pm / United States (Arkansas) / Transportation

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my shitburglar of an ex asked me to take him back. He said dumping me was a huge mistake. He dumped me because I was bed-ridden for several weeks and was in no condition to have sex. If his social media is anything to go by, he only wants me back because he couldn't get laid elsewhere. FML

by Anonymous / 01/22/2016 at 2:31pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love

Today, at college, I asked the girl who usually sits next to me if she wanted to team up on our latest assignment. She gave me a disgusted look, said "Um, I'm MARRIED. Creep." and walked away. Seriously, what the fuck? FML

by kevinfmls / 01/15/2016 at 10:27pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I told my mother that, after years of cheating and abuse, I'm finally getting a divorce. Her reaction was deep concern that my husband might not want to "be friends" with the rest of the family any more. FML

by Really / 01/15/2016 at 11:25am / United States (Montana) / Love

Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love

Today, I was standing in line at the checkout, and my children were arguing with each other. The guy in front of me sighed loudly and told me over his shoulder: "There're these things called condoms, you know." FML

by Anonymous / 12/31/2015 at 5:33pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

Today, I found the engagement ring I'd bought and been missing for a week. On my girlfriend's hand. While my childhood friend was inside her. They apparently like pretending she's married while doing this. They made this self-discovery a week ago. Good for them. I don't want the ring back. FML

Today, I found out that when my parents said they couldn't afford gifts for us kids, what they really meant was that they weren't buying a gift for me. I found this out when I overheard my father telling my uncle about the things he got my siblings. FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2015 at 6:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend's dad came onto me. I was shocked and awkwardly tried to exit the situation. My boyfriend then sprang out and started shouting at me. Apparently, it was a "test" to see if I would still be attracted to him in 30 years. I failed. What. The. Fuck. FML

by _schaden_freude / 12/27/2015 at 12:31pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Love

Today, the guy I thought I was exclusive with admitted that the only reason he comes over is because no one else will sleep with him. FML

by f4444 / 12/21/2015 at 12:38am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, my father-in-law asked me if I have breast implants in front of the whole family for the third time this month. FML

by sharee / 12/19/2015 at 3:51pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML

by Anonymous / 12/17/2015 at 8:59pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband came home from a six-month business trip. When I saw him, I hugged and kissed him. My grandma started calling me a slutty whore, and told us we were a disgrace to our family, while trying to hit him with her cane. FML

by Anonymous / 12/15/2015 at 11:04pm / United States (Texas) / Love