Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Niicky

Online | Search for a member

Niicky

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 19567
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Niicky : Hi. Have a good day!

:)

Niicky's page activity

Visits<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 1:50am<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:54pm<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 6:55am<b>MrSusan</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 10:31am<b>AnimeAddict95</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 8:30pm<b>bosfk</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 5:09pm<b>Bubbbbbles12_08</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 4:10pm<b>11bGrunT</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 2:07pm<b>igiveuppp</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 1:58pm<b>swag420xoxo</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 10:25am<b>SilverMaster02</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 9:56am<b>jozhe</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 9:29am<b>eddy1965</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 9:17am<b>thescandalous</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 6:06am<b>LadyLelan</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 5:41am<b>LittleBells</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 12:38am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 7:35pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 10:30pm

Niicky's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Thumb returns

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

See all of Niicky's badges

Niicky's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why my husband has been coming home from work so late. Turns out he loves to help people. Specifically female people. And by help, I mean sleep with. FML

#21403935
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33515) - you deserved it (2506)

On 05/03/2015 at 1:49pm - intimacy - by I pick em' good - United States

Today, I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. My mom's reaction was, I shit you not, to tell me to "walk it off". FML

#21403286
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29511) - you deserved it (2456)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML

#21403055
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32736) - you deserved it (2976)

On 05/01/2015 at 6:57pm - misc - by wtf - United States (Indiana)

Today, at my house party, I caught my boyfriend having sex with my best friend. His excuse? He wanted to be better in bed for me. FML

#21402521
108 comments

Today, I dressed up sexy to cheer up my boyfriend after a bad day at work. Instead of being cheered up, he accused me of dressing up that way for the male DJs at the radio station where I work. FML

#21401112
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27359) - you deserved it (2669)

On 04/28/2015 at 11:00am - love - by koalaburr - United States (California)

Today, less than a month from our wedding, my fiancé told me that he doesn't trust me and will be cancelling our wedding and new apartment lease if I don't give him all the names, numbers and addresses of my exes. All because I received a text from a wrong number that said, "Hey baby." FML

#21400981
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33397) - you deserved it (3745)

On 04/28/2015 at 1:32am - love - by Groomzilla? - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML

Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML

#21399867
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33173) - you deserved it (4931)

On 04/26/2015 at 6:05am - health - by Anonymous (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML

#21399850
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33779) - you deserved it (3410)

On 04/26/2015 at 4:19am - love - by fuck you (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for public sex. FML

#21399557
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40472) - you deserved it (3099)

On 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm - love - by RBergman - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML

#21399347
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36119) - you deserved it (2213)

On 04/25/2015 at 3:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML

#21399079
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37927) - you deserved it (2466)

On 04/24/2015 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Laois)

Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML

#21398951
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31580) - you deserved it (1836)

On 04/24/2015 at 10:12am - love - by LolaBell (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML

#21398482
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37965) - you deserved it (3026)

On 04/23/2015 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking in the shoes I'm going to wear for a wedding and fell, spraining my ankle. I'm the Matron of Honor and I can barely walk. The wedding is in three days. FML



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: