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  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 May 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 21934
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Niicky's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML

#21489209
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23619) - you deserved it (1550)

On 11/06/2015 at 12:15pm - love - by cookiecutter8 - United States (California)

Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML

#21489061
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23308) - you deserved it (1719)

On 11/06/2015 at 12:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML

#21488641
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21836) - you deserved it (2186)

On 11/05/2015 at 1:52am - love - by Queerbait (woman) - Australia

Today, I broke up with the guy I was seeing because he has a bad temper. He refused to believe me and decided that the best way to prove me wrong was to completely destroy my newly built house, inside and out, while I was at work. FML

#21488581
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24369) - you deserved it (1568)

On 11/04/2015 at 10:36pm - love - by hi_im_ughlee (woman) -

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Today, while shopping, I stepped a bit closer to a couple that stood in front of a display. The girl then shot me a nasty look, grabbed her boyfriend and started pointedly making out with him. I was just trying to buy some butter. But thanks for reminding me how lonely I am. FML

#21486444
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23939) - you deserved it (1716)

On 10/31/2015 at 9:23am - love - by It wasnt even that close (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I learned that the only way to get my boyfriend to respond to me is through nudes. FML

Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML

#21482513
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28629) - you deserved it (1621)

On 10/21/2015 at 7:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML

#21480863
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25052) - you deserved it (1914)

On 10/16/2015 at 7:08pm - love - by screwyouchris - United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove)

Today, I got into a minor argument with my fiancé. Deciding it wasn't worth fighting over, I shrugged and said, "Really, what are we even doing this for?" To which he replied, "Honestly, I don't know. I haven't loved you in years… Oh, you meant about the fight." And just like that, I'm now single. FML

#21479918
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32003) - you deserved it (2500)

On 10/14/2015 at 8:41am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML

#21477110
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22749) - you deserved it (2032)

On 10/07/2015 at 9:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML

#21474557
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24335) - you deserved it (2428)

On 09/30/2015 at 11:08am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML

Today, after my second date with an otherwise charming guy, he called me a whore for turning him down for sex. Yeah, I'm trying to work out the logic of that too. FML

#21472744
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26794) - you deserved it (1677)

On 09/25/2015 at 10:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I walked into my room and watched as my fanatically religious mother sniffed the used tissues in my trash bin to make sure I wasn't masturbating. FML

#21472718
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31561) - you deserved it (2008)

On 09/25/2015 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by Thank God I Flush Them Down The Toilet (man) - United States (California)

Today, my ex came out as transgender. I had absolutely no problem with this, in fact I celebrated her bravery. What I did have a problem with was all my friends immediately assuming that this was the reason I broke up with her, and not that she'd cheated on me for 6 months. FML

#21471735
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25297) - you deserved it (1764)

On 09/23/2015 at 4:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)



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