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  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 May 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8676
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

#21292826
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30131) - you deserved it (2567)

On 11/05/2014 at 5:21pm - love - by thedudeman14 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

#21292231
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36624) - you deserved it (3649)

On 11/04/2014 at 8:16pm - love - by single pringle - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

#21291250
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39006) - you deserved it (4549)

On 11/03/2014 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by EliseV (woman) - United States (California)

Today, we are reading Animal Farm in class. Almost the entire class think it's about animal abuse. Including the teacher. FML

#21291068
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36495) - you deserved it (2528)

On 11/03/2014 at 6:04am - misc - by literature -

Today, my daughter mentioned that she didn't need to work because she could convert a dollar to 13 Mexican pesos and convert it back into "13 USD", over and over again. She's 17. FML

#21290410
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34676) - you deserved it (4347)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:23am - kids - by wow - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

#21289746
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34635) - you deserved it (4710)

On 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my parents told me they don't think I'll ever find a boyfriend, and insist on referring to my future cats as their "grandkids". FML

#21289318
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29024) - you deserved it (2611)

On 10/31/2014 at 9:16pm - love - by really - United States

Today, I was a pregnant man for Halloween. Everyone at school thought it was funny, except my principal, who gave me a detention and said it was, "inappropriate and making a pregnant teacher feel uncomfortable". That pregnant teacher asked me to take a selfie with her. FML

#21289257
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34491) - you deserved it (2149)

On 10/31/2014 at 7:28pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

#21288954
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31937) - you deserved it (2446)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:58am - kids - by kimmykins27 (woman) - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

#21288806
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34324) - you deserved it (3621)

On 10/31/2014 at 12:24am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

#21288734
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32083) - you deserved it (2434)

On 10/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by taylor w - United States

Today, I got sick at school. When someone called my mom for permission for me to leave, she told them she doesn't have a daughter and to never call that number again. FML

Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML

#21285821
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35051) - you deserved it (3651)

On 10/26/2014 at 6:46pm - love - by mellielynnemily - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML

#21285558
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37494) - you deserved it (7570)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:25am - intimacy - by soisblueballsdickhead (woman) - United States

Today, my son asked for my help with a personal matter. I was flattered that he trusted me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turned out he wanted to use my locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheated on her. FML

#21285546
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33203) - you deserved it (4518)

On 10/26/2014 at 9:54am - kids - by Bob H. (man) - Canada (Quebec)



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