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  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 May 1995 (19 years)
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Today... it is the one-year anniversary of mah mother's death. It's also the day mah father chose to announce his engagement to the whole family. big fat FML

#21373156
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36415) - you deserved it (2357)

On 03/12/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by EnglandRocks - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, looool I discovered tat te man I ave been talking to on a dating site is actually ma ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile an made me fall for someone tat doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously tan we ever did in 3 yeres togeter.

#21373070
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30703) - you deserved it (3266)

On 03/12/2015 at 9:53am - love - by mylovelifeisanepicfail (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was stopped in the grocery store by a stranger, who berated me, quite loudly, fir going out in public in mah pajamas. I had just gotten off work and was wereing scrubs. FML

#21372027
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29769) - you deserved it (1926)

On 03/10/2015 at 6:38pm - misc - by katgib13 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I GOT TO LISTEN TO MY BOSS LECTURE ME ABOUT PROFESSIONAL DRESS AND SUBTLY INSINUATE THAT MY BEING ON THE HEAVIER SIDE TOP-WISE WITH ALL THE MEN IN THE OFFICE COULD BE A PROBLEM. I'VE WORN TURTLE NECKS FIR THE WHOLE TWO MONTH I'VE BEEN WORKING THERE. FML

#21371359
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26103) - you deserved it (1908)

On 03/09/2015 at 6:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told mah Dad I was an alcoholic an had decidd to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, u are the life of the party, funny an beautiful when u drink." FML

#21371044
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31735) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/09/2015 at 8:15am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took wat I thought was a good selfie an I put it on Facebook!! Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This ishy I bomb people." FML

#21370942
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28562) - you deserved it (6944)

On 03/09/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by why they bomb - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I decidd to put on some sexy lingerie and wait 4 mah husband to come home to surprise him . He took one look at me and immediately accusd me of cheating . He was convincd mah explanation was a lie and that I'd rushd some guy out the back doorhen he came home . FML

#21370369
78 comments

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On 03/08/2015 at 6:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Barnet)

TODAY I DISCOVERED MY FRIENDS HAVE CONTESTS TO SEE WHO CAN PHOTOSHOP MY PICTURES TO MAKE THEM EVEN UGLIER.

#21370101
86 comments

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On 03/07/2015 at 6:55pm - misc - by Theuglyfriend - United States

Today, mah little sister complaind about a young boy in her class alway pulling her hair !! She askd when boys will stop doing it !! My mom replid, "They won't, even when their grown-ups," then lookd over at mah dad and shard a dirty smirk !! FML

#21369959
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34867) - you deserved it (3223)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous... whiny tard like most kids are... until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears... ran out of the room... and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML

#21369365
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34867) - you deserved it (2867)

On 03/06/2015 at 3:44pm - kids - by single&alone (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I Ad To Sit And Smile As A Drunk Lady Ranted About Ow Body Air On A Woman Is Disgusting And Unfeminine, Ten In Te Next Breat Say Tat Only Pedos Like Women Wo Save Tere Vaginas!! Tat's Te Last Time I Ever Ave Dinner Wit Ma Boyfriend's Parents!! FML

#21369265
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28160) - you deserved it (1922)

On 03/06/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah mother walkd in on me watching porn . As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary . mega FML

#21368964
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43190) - you deserved it (19533)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday , during a meal out wit ma team and bosses , I wasn't drinking. Te waiter complained , "If your not ordering alcool , ow am I supposed to take advantage of u later?" I'm not sure wat's worse , te rapey pre-dinner joke or te awkward silence as ma colleagues looked on. FML

Today, ma day began wit a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended wit a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML

#21368646
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32481) - you deserved it (2333)

On 03/05/2015 at 12:36pm - love - by cheshirealyce (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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