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  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 May 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today , after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian , I got grounded . Apparently , ( black people can't be vegetarians ) and , I'm ( crazy fir even suggesting something like that . ) FML

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On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)

today I gave mah friend condom since he didn't have any and he was planning on ( getting lucky. ) Little did I know he was planning on ( getting lucky ) with mah sister. big fat FML

#21378013
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31579) - you deserved it (26)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm - love - by Fred - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today after a 16-hour work day I came home to my husband. I talked to him 4 about 10 minutes then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on an was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game just talking. FML

#21377531
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On 03/19/2015 at 1:35am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I sant mah fathar a taxt asking whan ha was finally coming to maat his 4-month-old granddaughtar. His rasponsa? ( I forgot. ) Ha forgot ha has a granddaughtar. FML

Today my dad spent 30 minutes incorrectly correcting me about our legal system. He thinks he knows more than me cuz he's been divorced twice. I'm a lawyer. FML

#21376903
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On 03/18/2015 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today my brother wore a T-shirt to my birthday party that said ( I dig skinny chicks ) . I'm a recovering anorexic and told him that I didn't really lyk his shirt . His response? ( Don't let the liberal media brainwash u into thinking it's OK to be fat . ) FML

#21376642
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On 03/17/2015 at 8:18pm - misc - by Idigrespectfulattire (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today my moter worked out tat my boyfriend and I are aving sex. Instead of confronting me about it se now just sits and stares at me judgmentally wenever I'm in te same room as er making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. fat FML

#21376248
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On 03/17/2015 at 8:00am - intimacy - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I tried to surprise mah husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything just laughed and left the room fir 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared so I changed feeling stupid fir thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me fir bieng confusing. FML

#21376116
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33144) - you deserved it (19)

On 03/17/2015 at 1:09am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today I moved in with mah boyfriend. The frst thing he did was hand me a paper containing listed rules he expects me to follow. When I asked if it was a joke he promptly pointed to number 7 on the list ( Cleanliness is not a joke ). FML

yesterday I met my boyfriend's parents for te first time. I tougt everyting went well, until I got a text from im later saying, "Come on mom, se isn't THAT bad." FML

#21375407
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On 03/16/2015 at 12:10am - love - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I caugt my boyfriend ceating on me . He claimed it wasn't ceating because e's not romantically attracted to er . FML

#21375288
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On 03/15/2015 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by why - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

#21373841
78 comments

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On 03/13/2015 at 2:47pm - love - by scared and alone (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, one of the guys I work with ran his finger down the back of my shrt and said, "Just checking to see if your wereing a bra today". FML

Taday motar in law accidantally cc'd ma on an amail sa was sanding to usband, talling im tat is yout is flaating an tat a sould laava maila a still as tima. FML

#21373326
101 comments

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On 03/12/2015 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... it is the one-year anniversary of mah mother's death. It's also the day mah father chose to announce his engagement to the whole family. big fat FML

#21373156
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36415) - you deserved it (2357)

On 03/12/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by EnglandRocks - Switzerland (Bern)



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