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Nightwing98

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2900
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Nightwing98 : Recent college grad looking for a few laughs on here. I'm single so if any ladies like what they read then find a way to contact me ;)

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Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38561) - you deserved it (8852)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML

#16221973
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52877) - you deserved it (27510)

On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML

#13079046
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38213) - you deserved it (3533)

On 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by ccblock (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finished a 50 page term end thesis essay on the history of Russia. Looking over the final requirements once more, I find I made just a tiny little mistake. It was supposed to be a thesis on "Prussia". The paper's due tomorrow. FML

#6580357
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30698) - you deserved it (38164)

On 12/03/2009 at 4:08am - work - by WTFFAIL (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML

#6528104
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39552) - you deserved it (5773)

On 11/30/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

#6265559
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34052) - you deserved it (4845)

On 11/11/2009 at 10:05pm - misc - by DangerZone (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

#5913755
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48046) - you deserved it (4484)

On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

#5848105
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44725) - you deserved it (2578)

On 10/16/2009 at 3:27am - health - by dentistvictim (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts his hand on my cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML

#5562076
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26986) - you deserved it (4810)

On 09/30/2009 at 4:28am - intimacy - by homersgirl (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

#5269441
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53665) - you deserved it (8434)

On 09/15/2009 at 6:53am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said "Did you have fun at the party?" and I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left". FML

#3777145
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12789) - you deserved it (52048)

On 07/15/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by far23 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while reading some chemistry notes I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML

#3142518
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29697) - you deserved it (82710)

On 06/23/2009 at 10:19am - work - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

#1550059
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34053) - you deserved it (291128)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

#983061
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18056) - you deserved it (86346)

On 04/15/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by christinabear (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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