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  • Number of visits : 2827
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About Nightwing98 : Recent college grad looking for a few laughs on here. I'm single so if any ladies like what they read then find a way to contact me ;)

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Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML

Today, I got fired from my dream job. I found out today that the girl who trained me lied and taught me how to do things wrong, so that when she got back from maternity leave, she could get me fired and take her job back. My new coworkers were in on her plan from the beginning. FML


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On 11/01/2015 at 7:05pm - work - by sabotaged - United States (California)

Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML


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On 10/30/2015 at 7:53pm - misc - by Lydlsis (woman) - United States

Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML


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On 10/12/2015 at 9:53pm - misc - by ok cool - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents pranked me hard. They spent breakfast messing with my head, all to convince me that I was dreaming. I got so excited at finally having a lucid dream that I ran outside in my pajamas, yelling "Woo-hoo!" and trying to fly. Nothing happened. People saw. FML


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On 10/02/2015 at 6:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML


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On 08/25/2015 at 6:10am - misc - by Anon - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML


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On 05/10/2015 at 10:34am - misc - by pissed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told my mom that my boyfriend, who I've been living with for a year, and I were moving to another state at the end of the month. I told her in a restaurant, over lunch, where she then just got up and left me there without saying a word. FML

Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML


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On 11/14/2014 at 6:12pm - misc - by loner - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML


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On 09/05/2014 at 10:36pm - work - by crop circle galore - United States

Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML


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On 06/07/2014 at 1:15am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML


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On 06/03/2014 at 11:36am - kids - by properpissed (man) - United States (California)

Today, the creepy guy I turned down for a date almost six years ago, sent me a box of rotting flowers with a note calling me a cunt. FML


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On 02/14/2014 at 4:23pm - love - by fuck you right back, cockspit (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML


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On 02/14/2014 at 12:11pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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