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Nightmare_Stars
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 84
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Nightmare_Stars : I am very depressed as of 9/15 and I hate myself right now.

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Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39768) - you deserved it (11621)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized that my anger problems have gotten out of hand, when I shouted "Fuck you!" at my toaster. My mood swings and loneliness have also reached a new high, evidently, as my next actions were to apologize to the appliance and then continue talking to it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41976) - you deserved it (8039)

On 08/06/2013 at 2:19am - health - by Anonymous - United States



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