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  • Number of visits : 147
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About NightKat : I'm a college student, amateur model, a promoter for Spike Vodka, gamer girl, and an apprentice herpetologist.

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NightKat's favorite FMLs

Today, while visiting my grandparents, my grandpa decided to explain to me the real reason that the old sofa I was sitting on had always been so discolored. He says they were bleach stains left while cleaning up the mess made during my father's conception. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37364) - you deserved it (3331)

On 01/03/2014 at 5:36pm - misc - by estranger (woman) - United States

Today, when I am asked to do something and I don't do it immediately, my mother threatens to "twerk" in front of my friends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42839) - you deserved it (8405)

On 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by FMLPLZ (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44956) - you deserved it (23391)

On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38409) - you deserved it (3041)

On 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by LeaveHimAlone (man) - United States (Maryland)

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