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About NightKat : I'm a college student, amateur model, a promoter for Spike Vodka, gamer girl, and an apprentice herpetologist.
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You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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You've liked someone. How cute!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, while visiting my grandparents, my grandpa decided to explain to me the real reason that the old sofa I was sitting on had always been so discolored. He says they were bleach stains left while cleaning up the mess made during my father's conception. FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015