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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1088
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About NightKat : I'm a vet tech college student, gamer girl, and an apprentice herpetologist. Weird, cute, and smart. What else could you want?
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NightKat's page activity

Visits<b>biscuit182</b> - 19 hours ago<b>slapstick1982</b> - yesterday at 8:47pm<b>ifeelyourpainop</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 11:38am<b>nicolaslegrain</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 5:49pm<b>Mons</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 3:24pm<b>beffnytutt</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 3:14pm<b>austinmh</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 10:30am<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 4:08pm<b>2simz</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 2:52am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 12:47pm<b>Adamjohn82</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 11:35am<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 1:50pm<b>four0seven</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 3:28am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 10:13am<b>Oliveisthenewora</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 6:05am<b>sam_nero</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 9:48pm<b>newzealand</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 7:39pm<b>lujainkh</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 1:09pm

Fucked!<b>Mons</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 9:15pm<b>austinmh</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 4:30pm<b>2simz</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 8:52am<b>sam_nero</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 3:48am<b>jtorgey84</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 5:35pm<b>pantsman66</b> - the 06/27/2016 at 2:38am<b>chuka81</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 2:16pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 8:26pm<b>FFStepchild283</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 8:31pm<b>boultzboi</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 12:01am<b>ssnow</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 11:51pm<b>Adamjohn82</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 4:33am<b>Burton_Forever</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 11:29am<b>Tenker</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 6:32am<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 12:28am<b>Koios</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 8:45pm<b>keilei</b> - the 04/16/2016 at 8:57pm<b>newzealand</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 8:38pm

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Santa Claus

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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NightKat's favorite FMLs

Today, I brought my best painting yet to college. I showed it off and everyone loved it. Or almost everyone. When we came back from lunch break, we found someone had sharpied the words "JIZZ BUTT" all over it. That painting took two weeks to finish. FML

by Anonymous / 03/26/2016 at 1:51am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML

by sweetie808 / 01/28/2016 at 3:39am / United States (Hawaii) / Animals

Today, my son became convinced that his father cheated and we put the fertilized egg inside me to cover the whole thing up. He won't stop calling me "host mother". FML

by anonymous / 01/25/2016 at 9:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids

Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML

by mouse_13 / 01/15/2016 at 1:28am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy

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Today, while visiting my grandparents, my grandpa decided to explain to me the real reason that the old sofa I was sitting on had always been so discolored. He says they were bleach stains left while cleaning up the mess made during my father's conception. FML

by estranger / 01/03/2014 at 5:36pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, when I am asked to do something and I don't do it immediately, my mother threatens to "twerk" in front of my friends. FML

by FMLPLZ / 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML

by Anonymous / 12/30/2013 at 7:10am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids

Today, I have to take time off from work to take part in an intervention because my sister's obsession with the guy from Harry Potter has crossed over into illegality. FML

by LeaveHimAlone / 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous