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Nicolestar194
  • Town/Country : Raleigh, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 339
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nicolestar194 : Just a girl that wanted a place to keep her favorite FMLs. Not really much to say about me though. :D

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Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

#8435501 (268)

I agree, your life sucks (23962) - you deserved it (2110)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:24am - animals - by OMGraven (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriends and I got a caricature painting while on a trip in the city. Unfortunately for me, the part of my appearance that the artist decided to exaggerate was my acne. FML

#7016896 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (24071) - you deserved it (2490)

On 12/29/2009 at 3:59pm - health - by fmylifegirl (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he said, "Before we go any further and get anymore serious, you need to know a few things, I have kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare, and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML

#6128327 (159)

I agree, your life sucks (19553) - you deserved it (3688)

On 11/02/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by Shawty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

#5107087 (192)

I agree, your life sucks (8694) - you deserved it (52416)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while standing in line at the grocery store, I noticed that myself and the woman in front of me were wearing the same shirt. As she was about to leave, I said to her "Hey! I'm wearing that shirt!" She turned to me and replied, "Not in THIS size you aren't." FML

#1068515 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (44290) - you deserved it (7251)

On 04/17/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by woopwoop (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML

#786333 (539)

I agree, your life sucks (8846) - you deserved it (127270)

On 04/03/2009 at 5:43pm - love - by C0olgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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