About NicoleMichelle13 : My name is Nicole, I have 3 Dogs who I love to Death :) I listen to mostly rock, My Favorite Bands Are Three Days Grace, Rise Against, And Papa Roach, My Favorite Movies Are The Boondock Saints, Resident Evil, and Etc, I plan to go into The Military When Im Older and am A very Nice Person (:
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by Sharee K. / 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
by noooo / 08/08/2011 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
by Jilly / 08/08/2011 at 2:45am / Australia / Kids
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
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- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…