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About NicoleMichelle13 : My name is Nicole, I have 3 Dogs who I love to Death :) I listen to mostly rock, My Favorite Bands Are Three Days Grace, Rise Against, And Papa Roach, My Favorite Movies Are The Boondock Saints, Resident Evil, and Etc, I plan to go into The Military When Im Older and am A very Nice Person (:
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Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Monday 1 September 2014