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NicoleMichelle13
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 85
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About NicoleMichelle13 : My name is Nicole, I have 3 Dogs who I love to Death :) I listen to mostly rock, My Favorite Bands Are Three Days Grace, Rise Against, And Papa Roach, My Favorite Movies Are The Boondock Saints, Resident Evil, and Etc, I plan to go into The Military When Im Older and am A very Nice Person (:

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Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year old man's junk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29062) - you deserved it (883)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by Sharee K. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21934) - you deserved it (1989)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:10am - misc - by noooo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

#17404140
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26137) - you deserved it (3596)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Jilly (woman) - Australia

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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