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Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML

#20966555
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39498) - you deserved it (11556)

On 11/22/2013 at 1:53am - misc - by InsertPopcicle (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43072) - you deserved it (6574)

On 06/06/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by JayFri - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

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373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64722) - you deserved it (9184)

On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML

#2071351
89 comments

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On 05/19/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML

#1475511
136 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 10:11pm - love - by cgold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37614) - you deserved it (11640)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03am - misc - by caswell 1 (man) - United States (Oregon)



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