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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Nicole2015 : I love to talk and hang out with friends. I'm a country girl through and through. (I'm the center one in the picture by the way.)

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I HAD TO REMOVE A GLASS BOTTLE, COMPLETE WITH AN INEFFECTIVE PULLSTRING, FROM A PATIENT'S RECTUM. HE CLAIMED THAT HE'D ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON IT, AN LATER THREATENED TO SUE ME FOR EVERY PENNY IF I BREATHED A WORD OF IT TO ANYONE. OOPS, LOOKS LIKE I JUST DID. FAT FML

#20752893
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51808) - you deserved it (5944)

On 06/28/2013 at 5:59pm - work - by DocKreso (man) - Croatia (Splitsko-Dalmatinska)

Today, I walked in on mah dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, an was telling his friends what he would do to mah girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. fat FML

#20745284
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60451) - you deserved it (4151)

On 06/24/2013 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by Creepedout - United States (Florida)

Today, I was eating an ice cream cone, when I felt something drop onto bottom lip!! Assuming it was a piece of ice cream, I quickly pulled it into mouth!! After a sharp sting to tongue, I spat it out!! It was a bee!! mega FML

#20744693
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47777) - you deserved it (7051)

On 06/24/2013 at 2:49pm - health - by SillyScotsman - United Kingdom (South Lanarkshire)

Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML

#20587443
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60828) - you deserved it (20285)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Taday I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé . He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's bered with Gimli's ax." FML

Today... I set up a spy cam in ma room to fine out wic one of ma pervy broters as been using ma computer to watc porn. Turns out it was actually ma fater. I now ave a video of im sitting in ma cair masturbating... and I can't get it out of ma ead. FML

#20427916
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43661) - you deserved it (11147)

On 12/28/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)

today as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with mah girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on,hile poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

#20418714
106 comments

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On 12/24/2012 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin . I guess I got slightly carried away, cuz I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of face, up nose and into eye . FML

Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML

#20032631
126 comments

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On 08/20/2012 at 8:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... My 14-year-old Brother Told Me He Needd Help With Something "very Personal." Thinking He Wantd Girlfriend Advice Or Something... I Said... "Sure... No Problem". He Wantd Me To Shave His Butt Crack. Mega FML

#19700460
124 comments

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On 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm - kids - by liquid_sasquatch - United States

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was cuz I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. mega FML

#19598772
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11844) - you deserved it (37807)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, I started ma researc project on orror stories and people's fascination wit tem !! I did some researc and wound up reading H.P !! Lovecraft !! On te upside, I can now pee more easily !! On te downside, it's likely to be looool in ma pants !! FML

#19340135
122 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I triad to braak up with my girlfriand bacausa I faal unappraciatad. Sha fall aslaap whila I was attampting this. FML

#18225112
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30562) - you deserved it (4047)

On 11/12/2011 at 1:41am - love - by kirrby - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend an I were having sex. My mum walked in an told him to pull out an show her that he was wereing a condom, an not just saying he was. mega FML

#18200253
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57033) - you deserved it (8449)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah wife created a "Points Reward" system fir the privilege of sex. 10 points fir doing the dishes, 20 fir the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

#15430260
699 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72859) - you deserved it (15822)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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