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About Nicole2015 : I love to talk and hang out with friends. I'm a country girl through and through. (I'm the center one in the picture by the way.)
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I HAD TO REMOVE A GLASS BOTTLE, COMPLETE WITH AN INEFFECTIVE PULLSTRING, FROM A PATIENT'S RECTUM. HE CLAIMED THAT HE'D ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON IT, AN LATER THREATENED TO SUE ME FOR EVERY PENNY IF I BREATHED A WORD OF IT TO ANYONE. OOPS, LOOKS LIKE I JUST DID. FAT FML
Today, I was eating an ice cream cone, when I felt something drop onto bottom lip!! Assuming it was a piece of ice cream, I quickly pulled it into mouth!! After a sharp sting to tongue, I spat it out!! It was a bee!! mega FML
Today... I set up a spy cam in ma room to fine out wic one of ma pervy broters as been using ma computer to watc porn. Turns out it was actually ma fater. I now ave a video of im sitting in ma cair masturbating... and I can't get it out of ma ead. FML
today as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with mah girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on,hile poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin . I guess I got slightly carried away, cuz I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of face, up nose and into eye . FML
Today... My 14-year-old Brother Told Me He Needd Help With Something "very Personal." Thinking He Wantd Girlfriend Advice Or Something... I Said... "Sure... No Problem". He Wantd Me To Shave His Butt Crack. Mega FML
Today, I started ma researc project on orror stories and people's fascination wit tem !! I did some researc and wound up reading H.P !! Lovecraft !! On te upside, I can now pee more easily !! On te downside, it's likely to be looool in ma pants !! FML
Friday 27 March 2015