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  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 November 1982 (32 years)
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Today, I Met My Grlfriend's Parents For The Frst Time. As I Shook Her Father's Hand, He Squeezed With An Ungodly Amount Of Force, Leaned In With A Smile, And Murmured That My Balls Will Be The Next Thing He'll Crush If His Daughter Ever Complains About Me. FML

#20511181
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34131) - you deserved it (5293)

On 02/17/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by daniel55 (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , during frst day as a medical intern in a new ward , I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream , "Who are you?! You don't even work here , you pervert!" FML

#20486562
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47884) - you deserved it (3574) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I took mah 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML

#20416717
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36321) - you deserved it (5644)

On 12/23/2012 at 4:36pm - kids - by still had to pay (man) - Australia

2day mah daughter had the words "Alway classy, never trashy" tattood acros her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML

#20400337
89 comments

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On 12/15/2012 at 3:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got into a fight with grlfriend. After yelling and arguing point, cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML

#20189474
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21720) - you deserved it (3869)

On 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm Recovering In The Emergency Room . How Did I Get Here? Intoxicated At A Coed Party, I Saw A Hole In The Host's Shed An Thought It Funny To Christen It A "glory-hole", Only To Be Bitten Byhat May Well Have Been A Black Widow Spider . FML

#20182587
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6416) - you deserved it (43336)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:09pm - health - by Widowmaker - United States (Nevada)

Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML

#20155776
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27232) - you deserved it (2228)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, mah son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis . He then used the copie to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school . FML

#20128322
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29880) - you deserved it (4533)

On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete . It startd with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shrt, the final straw bieng the affectd British accent . I'm considering where to dump the body . FML

#20086118
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24311) - you deserved it (2750)

On 09/24/2012 at 1:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got into a uge figt wit a girl at scool. My mom and dad decidd to punis me by letting my tree older broter pick out my wardrobe for te next week. FML

#19812569
195 comments

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On 06/19/2012 at 12:38pm - misc - by Shelby - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into mah dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

#19085877
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28403) - you deserved it (2367)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wereing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo . mega FML

#18778372
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14293) - you deserved it (44104)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46913) - you deserved it (3415)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)



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