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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 846
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About Nickb55 : Whats up? I am 17 years old and my name is Nick. Anyone can message me and I always reply to everyone.

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Today, I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with my girlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl, I reached over, grabbed my girlfriend's boobs and yelled, "Claimed!" She shot back, "Yeah, they are. But not by you." FML


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On 03/29/2014 at 5:57pm - love - by the other guy? (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML


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On 03/13/2014 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was having dinner at a long-time friend's place. In a matter of 15 minutes, her mom had managed to establish unequivocally that three kinds of people were ruining the world: vegetarians, atheists and homosexuals. I'm all three rolled into one. She knows that. FML


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On 07/26/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by WhyThankYou (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML


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Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML


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