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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 681
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nickb55 : Whats up? I am 17 years old and my name is Nick. Anyone can message me and I always reply to everyone.

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Nickb55's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with my girlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl, I reached over, grabbed my girlfriend's boobs and yelled, "Claimed!" She shot back, "Yeah, they are. But not by you." FML

#21099560
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41260) - you deserved it (17772)

On 03/29/2014 at 5:57pm - love - by the other guy? (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML

#21085518
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52534) - you deserved it (5530)

On 03/13/2014 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was having dinner at a long-time friend's place. In a matter of 15 minutes, her mom had managed to establish unequivocally that three kinds of people were ruining the world: vegetarians, atheists and homosexuals. I'm all three rolled into one. She knows that. FML

#20804013
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I agree, your life sucks (44578) - you deserved it (14718)

On 07/26/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by WhyThankYou (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35124) - you deserved it (8705)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

#7300366
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9248) - you deserved it (28524)

On 01/12/2010 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by loveade11 - Sent from mobile version



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