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Nickb55
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 January 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 289
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Nickb55 : Yo what's up? Feel free to message me. I don't bite! I do have a kik and you can message me if you want it. I am 17 years old and my name is Nick. Anyone can message me and I always reply to everyone.

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Today, I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with my girlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl, I reached over, grabbed my girlfriend's boobs and yelled, "Claimed!" She shot back, "Yeah, they are. But not by you." FML

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On 03/29/2014 at 5:57pm - love - by the other guy? (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML

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On 03/13/2014 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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