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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Nick_money's favorite FMLs

Today, while enjoying breakfast, my teeth took a chunk out of my cheek. This happens regularly, even when I'm talking. Both my doctor and dentist have no idea why, and I'm in utter agony. FML

#19533768
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20211) - you deserved it (2198)

On 04/26/2012 at 7:04pm - health - by bucktooth - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36130) - you deserved it (12810)

On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

#7450090
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5329) - you deserved it (76803)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML

#6896852
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10419) - you deserved it (60691)

On 12/23/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by lois2lane (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (483309) - you deserved it (29301)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)



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