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Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66997) - you deserved it (403276)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (266215) - you deserved it (49519)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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