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Today, I was at a party, wan ta cops bustad us. Sinca I'm undaraga, I id baind a cair fir an our and a alf wila tay braatalyzad avaryona and sat tam in ta sama room I was in. Ta cops laft, avaryona raalizad I was baind ta cair, and looool now ma nicknama is "Anna Frank". maga FML

#19455929
194 comments

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On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah boyfriend an I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next looool to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him an me, it showd him an the other girl. And they kissd. FML

#19426684
302 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad.

#19421919
384 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I found out that mah boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panickd, pulld out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

#19410577
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On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Was Cleaning The Windows At Work An A Guy Walked In So I Opened The Door For Him . After I Opened The Door, He Stood There With His Eyes Closed An His Arms Open . I Thought He Wanted A Hug So I Hugged Him . Apparently He Wanted Me To Spray Him With Windex . Real FML

#19409952
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On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States

Today , I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a grl's toy. The high school grls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one , and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter y she didn't get her toy. FML

#19401139
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On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today,hile my boyfriend and I were getting intimate , he called me "Mom." FML

#19391637
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On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in looool the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To mah horror, he pulled in behind me and asked wat I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
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On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, My Boss Recognizd My Soes Under Te Stall Wall And Ad A Conversation Wit Meile We Were Bot Taking A Dump. I Ad Severe Diarrea. Mega FML

#19320303
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On 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I Went To Hooters 4 Lunc. My Food Was Brougt To Me By A Man. FML

#19288594
168 comments

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On 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents . My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex . It wasn't her . Thanks dad . FML

#17709124
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On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Realized That Mah Company's Calendar Is Synchronized Throughout The Whole Building!! The Entire Company Now Knows That I Made Love To Mah Wife Last Wednesday An Friday, An That I Went Out With A Girl Named Janet On Saturday!! My Wife's Name Is Julie, An She Works In The Same Building!! Mega FML

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289 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 9:32pm - work - by Fred (man) - United States (Michigan)



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