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Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14524) - you deserved it (34440)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

#19426684
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44485) - you deserved it (3089)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML

#19421919
384 comments

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On 04/07/2012 at 4:20am - love - by ladylarni - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

#19410577
180 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML

#19409952
99 comments

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On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States

Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

#19401139
83 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

#19391637
135 comments

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On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
190 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

#19320303
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25984) - you deserved it (1968)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

#19288594
167 comments

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On 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

#17709124
583 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML

#3256249
289 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 9:32pm - work - by Fred (man) - United States (Michigan)



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